MePesky Miss Maxine brings us today's message -
Words of Wisdom from a dog:
If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you will get what you want
Don't go out without ID
Be direct with people, let them know exactly how you feel
Be aware of when to hold your tongue and when to use it
Leave room in your schedule for a good nap
Always give people a good greeting - a cold nose in the crotch is always effective
When you do something wrong always take responsibility for it - (as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed)
If it's not wet and sloppy it's not a real kiss
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